From time to time I get overwhelmed by my passion for computer games and I buy a game which promises to be fun. So it happened a few weeks ago when I saw a special offer of Valve's "The Orange Box" in the local electronics store. This box contains all kind of Half-Life 2 stuff including the new Episode Two and the very promising looking game "Portal". But boy was I wrong. This was one of the worst buys I ever made.
The box comes with two DVDs, but to be able to play you need to connect to "Steam", an online restrictions management server, which then downloads tons of data to "update" and "activate" your game. It took almost an hour before I was even able to start the game. Needless to say that of course Steam gets autostarted on each login and annoys you with advertisements. What a "steaming" pile of crap.
After this unpleasant experience I thought I would be ready to play the game, but no, I was caught in the nightmare of graphics card drivers for Windows. Trying to be helpful Steam told me that I would have to upgrade the graphics card drivers to the latest version, so I did that. But then when starting the game I only got a cryptic error message. Fortunately problems like that are so common, that it was relatively easy to find an entry in a forum which offered an solution: Downgrading the graphics card drivers to a specific version. So I went again to the ATI site, downloaded some more Megabytes and finally it worked, but another hour was gone. If you think that graphics drivers on Linux are a problem go back to Windows and you will see that it can be worse.
The game itself is brilliant, by the way. What a pity that Valve ruined it with their crappy restriction management concept. But it also had a good side for me: I was reminded again how precious the freedoms of free software are. It feels so good to know that we are doing the right thing by writing great free software instead of inventing strange concepts to annoy users through restricting what they can do with the software they bought.
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Unfair
I understand you're frustrated, but your review is blatantly unfair, to both Steam and Windows. Those horrible updates Steam is downloading for you would still have to be downloaded manually otherwise (unless for some reason you like running unpatched versions of games). It's actually saving you headache, TF2, Portal, and Episode 2 have all been patched since their release. To be clear: It is not just downloading stuff because of the game's need for activation.
That Steam told you you needed a different video driver version is a step above and beyond most games, which will simply crash or render incorrectly without giving any indication as to why. Newer games use newer video card features and driver extensions, which exposes bugs. People that play PC games regularly are always running the latest video card drivers for this reason.
What was most ridiculous is your claim that somehow that is a problem with Windows drivers, and that Linux fares better. Linux video drivers are getting better everyday, and with Intel and ATI's openness, and nouvea's hard work, things are looking up -- for the future. Right now, things still totally suck. Out of the box, 3D is not likely to work at all (the exception is Intel -- the company the gaming industry hates for making very underpowered cards, completely unsuitable for anything beyond accelerating Vista's Aeroglass). Assuming it does, it will very likely not be the latest version of the driver (the only reason this isn't a frequent issue now is because Linux doesn't have much of a game market). On Windows, you were able to go to the vendor's website and get a newer version of the driver. On Linux, if you have a driver problem, the least painful route is to wait 6+ months for an update for your distribution. If you want to upgrade by hand, you are probably going to need to install a bunch of obscure developer packages and retrieve git source of your driver, which will probably only build against newer Xorg and Mesa, which necessitates more git pulls, ad nauseum. Even for Nvidia's closed source driver, the installer is still going to want a bunch of things not installed by default on many distros (e.g. kernel headers and gcc if you're using ubuntu), and once you get things up and running you'll need to install again everytime there's a kernel update.
As an aside, you might be interested to know that Crossover Office runs all of the Orange Box games brilliantly, provided you're using the Nvidia closed source driver.